Monday, July 16, 2007

Monday, April 16, 2007

Pelosi Found in John Birch Meeting

According to a source at , Nanny Pelosi was found in a John Birch Society meeting late last week.
The intent of her sojurn into the dark side was not immediately clear. She had apparently gone dressed as a Rastifarian including dredlocks.

On being denied entrance, she used her House of Reps ID with aa $100 bill to the Master at Arms in attendance at the door,to finagle an entry to the open door meeting. After entering and mingling during the pre-meeting happy hour and imbibing approximately three martinis, a pair of scotch and sodas and two Rum shots, she was then ready to do battle with the other attendees.

At that point though she was also just a little to sloshed to maintain control of her thought processes. She kept mumbling about wanting the other "Dyke Bitch" and Billy the Two Timer to let her have a chance at ruining the Country.

When Ms Nanny had finally succumbed to the Demon Rum and quieted down. The meeting began in earnest, at which point Ms Nanny jumped up and started screaming about wanting the U.S.S. George Washington as her Official "Boat" and "they would just have to figure out how to land a 747 on that damn thing."

At the end of the meeting Ms. Nanny was left slumped over a chair murmuring about the size of someones "gerbil" in her purse.
Oddly Richard Gere had never made an appearance at the meeting.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Moving on Over

I have recently moved over to Townhall for a number of reasons

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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Warts on a Dog's Behind - Iran

"We do not see America in a position to impose another crisis on its tax payers inside America by starting another war in the region," Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki told reporters from,2933,254345,00.html


Seems to me that was what the FORMER Soviet Union thought about our ability also.

doofusites of the world unite!

never mind they already did, its called the DNC.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Biden Does Sharpton - Doggy Style

How disgusting for Joe Biden to crawl over to Al Sharptons show and do the "I'm so sorry" song and dance.
Biden is now hopelessly locked into the ''black issues'' he promised "Ole Al"
What a doofusite Joe can be. The mad cacophony has begun,
I'm Blacker than Jesse (not a Reverend) Jackson, I'm Blacker than Al, and even blacker than Billy Clinton. I'm so black you can't see me, Joe says.

Hey how about instead Joe, you just grow some cojones. Or perhaps you borrow one of Hillary's?

I'd rather vote for a yellow dog instead of a man without cojones enough to run the country.

Joe Biden - First Idiot of the Prez Wannabes

Art Laguna Fallen Hero

Art Laguna has gone home.
Every Fallen Warrior is precious in HIS sight.

I vote for a New Crusades
Lets call itsomething else though.
Perhaps a Christian Jihad?
Sounds right to me.
Mecca, Tehran, Damascus under glass is a good start.
Any islamofascist still feeling frisky can be dropped in at Mecca to consider the error of his ignorant heathen ways.

Monday, January 15, 2007

New Jersey, = FUBAR

State Sen. John Adler [NJ] is a co-sponsor of a bill which eliminates the requirement for New Joisy schools to 'teach' about Vet's day and Memorial day in the classroom. New Joisy schools = FUBAR.
While they are at it, why don't they just stop teaching the students about New Joisy?

It's obviously a state which is to low class to exist. Perhaps the US could sell the rights to New Joisy to Hugo Chavez or Mammadinajad, or better yet sell it outright to Canada, that would serve them right.

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