'Dem Goofy People

Dems Criticize GOP Over Energy Prices - AP

The lefties are at it again! Standing back and hollerin' about the high price of oil, which transalates to higher gas, diesel, heating oil , and just about everything else except air. When if we look at the stance adopted by every Democrat in the past thirty years - NO MORE REFINERIES, no refinery here, save the whales don't drill where the oil is!. yada yada yada.
The problem hee appears to be that no one checked the oil. But that is really a very logical result. The problem is that while the oil is located in Texas, Alaska, and California (off the coast), all of the dipsticks are in Washington D.C.

But it is really tiring to hear the Lefty Loonies bemoan the result of their failed energy policies by blaming the result of natural disasters like Katrina/Rita on Poor George. It is even more distressing to note the Tighty Righties haven't fixed it yet.
They've had the oppurtunity, but the only fix they've found so far is to try and spend so much money we can just burn dollar bills instead, with inflation at about a gazillion percent when the spending cycle finally comes home to roost and we have to start paying off the debt being amassed.

Conservative = smaller gov't - NOT larger

Ding Dong the Meirs is gone

Harriet Meirs is no witch, but...
Shes no choice for the Supreme Court either.
Bully I say, a bully good day for the Conservative wing of the GOP.
Perhaps now we can get back down to business. A SCJ who will ot be the activist Ms. Meirs meager writings, and questionaires pointed to.
Give us a Thomas, a J. Rogers-Brown, anyone who is just what they should be.. A CONSERVATIVE.
We won the election, and now its our turn to do it right. Not top be another activist force from the bench.
enough already.
The Constitution is all we need. Not some amorphic rendition of some highbrows feelings about the inequalities of a by gone age.
What did the framers of the C. intend?
What Would TJ Do? (Thomas Jefferson for those of you in Rio Linda, and Santa Cruz)
Harry Reid and Chucky Schumer are really ticked off now.
Lo th best laid plans of mice, no there were no men in the bunch of them.
For my money Shrillary is twice the man Harry will ever be!

Condi Eyes

What a dweeb, whoever the photog was or the responsible party whomever they might be. What a sleazy dweeb. I understand having fun with pics of people we enjoy denigrating, Shrillary would be a good choice. Personally I have a picture of both Billy Clinton and John Kerry dealed onto the inside surface of my toilet bowl. Makes me happy just to 'stand and deliver'. But th tyupe of malicious use of a photo such as in the USA website of Condi with demon eyes is:
a] juvenile in its qualtiy
b] ridiculously juvenile in quality
c] blatantly showing the bias of the yellow rag journalism standards at USA today

Tacky... very, very tacky.

Howard "Talk like a Pirate" Dean

Dean said that Democrats also would make sure every American has access to health insurance.

"If 40 industrial nations can do it and balance the budget at the same time, it's time to have somebody in the White House who can chew gum and think at the same time," he said.
Don't forget Howie, unlike the other 40 industrialized nations with nationalized health care, we support th rest of the world with my tax dollars - stolen from me by an ungrateful gov't.
Only to be given to part of those 40 industrialized nations for whatever pointless reason so they can have a national health care I don't want.

Instead of a national health care plan fopr me, how about instead y'all just quit taking such a bite out of my check every month, that way I could afford any health need I might come up with.

Silly Brazillians

My thoughts on Gun Control:

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Glock: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.
15. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them..
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. "...A government of the people, by the people, for the people...
27, Last but not least, True Gun Control is achieved with a keen eye and steady hand - its called hitting your target.

Kansans gone awry

the Kansas Supreme Court unanimously struck down a state law that punished underage sex more severely if it involved homosexual acts, saying "moral disapproval" of such conduct is not enough to justify the different treatment.

So perhaps the relinquishment of a States ability to draw the line of "moral disapproval" of the act of murder would mean its okee dokee to off your neighbor if you find them to be irritating?
It seems that most of the basic laws we live under come from the perspective of "moral disapproval".
The little ones, murder, rape, burglary, child abuse, animal welfare laws, and the "should be a law" against the Jerry Spriiger Show" variety.
If the concept of there being a greater punishment exacted by society against an act which a preponderance of T'he People' find morally more repugnant makes that act discrimanatory, how does the idea of equal justice under law allow the treatment of Hate Crimes as desirable of more prison time, or a greater likelyhood of capital punishment.
The issue doesn't appear to be one wherein the KSC decided it was not OK to punish more harshly due to "moral disapproval" so much as a case of deciding it's not OK to penalize a very vocal group for being biologically conflicted.
Or the KSC would have struck down all prison sentences for which a "moral disapproval" stance had decreed a longer sentence, although it is perhaps not allowed for the KSC to stray very far from the case at hand. I'm not an attorney and I'm not certain how much discretion they had in the finding.
Nonethless, I would still count them in the chucklehead class.

Sardane on a Hagel ?

Hagel, Sardanes, Chaffee and crew need to go back to school before they tangle with Condi again.
They each tried to score points on Condi, they each took a paddling - if nota spanking.
None of them were able to touch her with their sarcasm, pointed remarks, or their just plain old stupid questions/statements.
And then to top it off and make it even sillier, Sardanes suggested (obliquely) that Condi should come back more often to "report' to the Sen For. Rel. Committee!!!- What a chucklehead.

With the rumour mill running overtime today about Dick Cheney resigning and Condi taking the Veep slot, Shrillary must be hiding under the covers tonight.
The best possibility for sweeping Shrillary under the rug in '08 will be a Condi ticket, as a matter of fact, if I were a betting man, I would wager , if Condi runs, Shrillary will keep her promise to the good people of New York and NOT run in '08 for fear of Condi opening up a can of whoopass on her.

Go Condi, Go Condi, Go Condi....

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Finally! an end to a most irritating commercial

Ted Kennedy will fold

Teddy came out of closet for John " i'm a bay killer" Kerry today. But as soon as the race for '08 begins to heat up, Teddy will fold like a wet kleenex.
If only as a survival move, Vince Foster (if not at room temperature) could atest to the inadvisability of touching th Third Rail of the Demoncratic party - "The Clintons"
And it makes me wonder why. What is it the Clinton's have going for them?
Billy was a middlin' foreign policy statesman - except for giving away our national security to the ChiComs and North Koreans, and Sauidi Arabia... Ok maybe he wasn't that good at foreign policy. But he did sign onto a tax cut, and welfare reform... when he was forced to by public pressure and a GOP congress.

Ok, Ok, Ok, he was in most respects a tacky guy in nice suits, who couldn't and probably can't keep it zipped. And his wife appears to like Madonna more than she does Billy, but so do a lot of other guys. He and Shrillary are hicks from Arkansas, where's the leverage?
Which closet skeletons does he have tucked away?

At any rate as soon as Shrillary and Billy want Teddy back in their Demoncratic Pocket, he will a I said, fold like a wet kleenex. The Kennedy's have history, Jack and Robert were Democrats who were capable of taking huge swaths of GOP'ers into the fold.
They were men who were closer to being Republicans than the Republicans we have now.
And that is sad and disappointing. Harriet Meirs is disappointing, Chucklehead Dubya is disappointing.
I can only hope and pray I suppose for a Condi Rice ticket in '08.
Condi and Alan Keyes as Veep - what a powerhouse for conservatism that would be !!!!

To be a Democrat.....

As reported in the Washbag Post

Report Warns Democrats Not to Tilt Too Far Left

The best way to be an elected Democratic official, is to be something else, anything else, except a Democrat.
Democrats being rightly perceived as Leftist, Elitist, Liberalistas ( a little california lingo there)
But if a demoncrat doesn't want to tell the voters he's a liberalista and is then voted in on the strength of being a "moderate", when that person takes a hard left and offers legislation to make Mao Zhe Dungs birthday a national hollyday, hasn't he or she let the cat out of the bag?
And besides, whats a liberalista doing with a cat in the bag in the first place. Seems unsportsmanlike to me.
Perhaps that same liberalista is carrying a personal protection device also, a closet NRA member.
So, perhaps they aren't even a real liberal...
It could be they only pretend to be a liberal, so they can have friends like Boy George, and Babs Streisand.
I'm not certain if I like where this post is going.
It should stop right here

Bill Clinton and L Freeh

Could be a tough row to hoe for Billy, who is stil trying to 'adjust' his legacy.
Louis Freehs new book could make Billy's legacy more of a footnote to corruption than Billy wants.
Seems the Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlour was a larger concern than actually doing anything about trying to get answers from the terrorists the Saudi's had in custody. Thats not a good way to establish a legacy after the fact.
Oh well, no real surprizes here, I for one knew Clinton was and still is, a sleaze ball.

Muslim Raggin" ??

Is this news?

yahoo story

Somebody really thinks this is news? That the West is demonizong the moslem world view? Ya think?
Hey!, I got news for all you mooselums out there -- You ARE demons !!
Get used to it YOUR god died, and then couldn't get back up. nanner nanner nanner.
Now don't get me wrong here though. I'm not actually saying muhammud wasn't a nice guy. But the problem with your religion is, he was just this guy who walked around with nothin' much else to do so he started telling stories about how life should be.
Also, if you go back far enough into his life he was trying to be a Christian and then got irritated at some of the Apostle dudes and did this church split thingee. They wouldn't let him be a deacon or anything.
So he made his own version of church. Where you get to do all the things you want to do. Like kill people for no particularly good reason except they don't like this nitwit muhammud (yeah I know how to spell it, but I don't want to)

So now you want to greif me just because I don't trust you any further than I can throw michael moore?
pttuui on that.

Grow up, You think its tough being a mooslum ? Try being a Christian in this country, then y'all can tell me how bad life is!

Reviled and spat at, Told we must keep OUR religion under wraps, so we won't offend any agnostic, aetheistic spit for brains idiots who can't even tie their own shoes on a regular basis.
I hope you get what you deserve- precisely nothin'

Ariel Sharon is an Idiot

"Sharon and Abbas to hold summit"
Big Deal, the only purpose for a summit from the palestinians (Jordanian refugees)point of view must be, to give the appearance of being willing to let Israel "live in peace"
When even weeks ago the day after Israel abandoned a portion of the Promised land, the palestinians (Jordanian refugees) response was to demand Israel abdicate their territory in the West Bank.
Seems as if Sharon simply doesn't get it OR the pressure from the U.S. is so strong he can't find a better response.
As much as I hate to say it, Sharon or whoever is left standing in the current battle for control needs to tell 'W" and Connie Rice to take a flying leap.
And for their part the Israelis need to remember - Their God is a jealous God

A Ring for Mother

In a

Live Science

article is proposed a ring for the earth. At a paltry 6-200 trillion dollars(US).
Seems though, for that much we could just build a whole new planet on Mars and the Moon and let earth be happy with itself.
Or for perhaps only a hundred billion the radiators pushing heat from the equator to near space areas where it can bleed off harmlessly. Although I've not been able to find th article on th radiators.

Pelosi & Eurocrats

The Eurocrat Whiners are still at it, they still want to control the internet. They are tired of the US having total control of the administration of the internet domain.
Well, gee whiz, maybe they should have conceived of the idea and then built it for themselves!
We ( the US) were so lucky as to have AlGore around to invent the www and then personally build the structure from HeathKits!
Isn't that just what we need ? Eurocrat Socialists to run and tax the www ?
And that Pelosi palooka - crooked as a dogs hind leg she is.
Running two PAC's simultaneously, accepting donmations to both (even on the same day) is precisely the issue Tom DeLay is fighting, THE DIFFERENCE - Pelosi is offered the chance to take a fine and go about her business - from the FEC.
Something here smells wrong to me.